The Drunk Elf on the Shelf

An hilarious nsfk post about a trouble-making drunk elf on the shelf. via

Janice Everton of Kingsland, CT was shocked to discover her elf on a shelf was a drunk. “I just couldn’t believe it” she said, “I’d always thought elves were useful, helpful creatures but my elf’s an asshole”. The first clues Everton’s elf Greg, liked drinking were all the … [Read more...]